Being sick with the flu for the last couple of days, my blog has been a little lackluster. Last night were the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, which sucked. Nevertheless, it was something to occupy my time in between hugging the toilet. The only funny moment being when Sacha Baron Cohen (as Bruno) fell ass-first into Eminem's face. But what I really wanted to discuss, is how annoying Kristin Stewart is. Stewart's bratty, thirteen year old "I don't want to be here" antics, not to mention wearing chuck taylor's with her dress (can't you put on heels for one night?) were enough to make me pull the plug.
You know, my big problem with the movie Juno was that no one on the planet is actually as weird or quirky as Ellen Page's character, and it came off as trying far too hard to be like-able. However, after seeing Stewart last night with the whole biting her nails on stage and mumbling like she's never had an acting class in her life, I stand corrected.
Stewart should have actually played Ellen Page's character because she is even more dull and boring, and it is probably her real personality. In fact, they could have saved us time and combined both Juno and Adventureland into one shitty movie... who wouldv'e known the difference?
Hopefully after Twilight New Moon comes out, we won't have to hear from the talentless actress again - OR, maybe we will be bombarded with more Juno-Land, psuedo-indie movies from wannabe angst-ridden teens - most likely the latter will happen.
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